Skip to product information
1 of 27

Garden Garments

The Husband Tee

The Husband Tee

Regular price £15.00
Regular price Sale price £15.00
Sale Sold out
Taxes included.
Color
Size
Allotment (n.) – The Ultimate Escape Plan

Bring a smile to every gardener’s face with this witty and charming T-shirt featuring a faux dictionary entry for the word Allotment.

Printed in classic serif type on a soft, high-quality cotton tee, it’s the perfect gift for green-fingered escapists, grumpy grandads, or anyone who treats their plot like a second home.

• Soft, breathable cotton (Ideal for the allotment)
• Available in a wide variety of colours
• Ideal for gardeners, put-upon husbands, and allotment heroes


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
View full details