Allotment

The Allotment Collection – For the Green-Fingered and the Grumpy

Celebrate the muddy boots, the missing hours, and the quiet joy of the great escape with our Allotment Collection. With tongue-in-cheek T-shirts this range is made for those who know that paradise isn’t a beach—it’s a shed, a spade, and a bit of peace.

Whether you’re growing carrots or just hiding from the in-laws, our designs blend earthy charm with a healthy dose of humour. Perfect for gardeners, plot-holders, and anyone who calls their allotment a second home.

• Unique graphics inspired by real allotment life

• Ideal gifts for gardeners, dads, and diggers

• Comfort-focused clothing and accessories

• Designed with love, compost, and a knowing wink

Dig in. You’ve earned it.